Persistent Bastards Ahead

suavis libido: dish0n0rable-disch4rg3: Bex grinned, grabbing his hand to pull him...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:01:39 -0400

suavis libido: dish0n0rable-disch4rg3: Bex grinned, grabbing his hand to pull him...:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

Bex grinned, grabbing his hand to pull him along to where everything was set up, where everyone was waiting.

“Happy Father’s Day.”, she said happily before hugging him around the middle, “I made all your favorites.”

She looked up at him, “Are you surprised?”

It…

Bex snuggled into him.
This is what a Papa should be. Someone to hold you and praise you and to be happy you exist. Someone to love, and to return love.
Bex pulled back with a smile. “Not going to lie, I had to bribe everyne you know to find out just what you like. But I managed it.”

She had one of those goofy smiles, all rosy cheeks and bright eyes with her flour dabbed nose.

Photo

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:17:19 -0400

Filthy questions! Make my muse uncomfortable

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:14:27 -0400

1.What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

2.Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

3.Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

4.Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

5.Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?

6.Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?

7.Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

9.Do you like having your balls touched?

10.Do you like having your nipples touched?

11.Do you like having your anus touched?

12.Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?

13.Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

14.Do you have any kinks?

15.Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

16.Do you pee in the shower?

17.Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

18.Have you had sex in the shower?

19.Do you like being naked?

20.Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

21.Have you ever skinny dipped?

22.What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?

23.Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

24.Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?

25.Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

26.Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

27.Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

28.Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

29.How many sexual partners have you had?

30.How often do you masturbate?

31.Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?

32.What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

33.Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

34.What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

35.Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

36.Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

37.Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?

38.What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

39.Do you ever go commando?

40.Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

41.How big is your penis?

42.Does your penis curve at all?

43.Which testicle hangs lower?

44.How big are your breasts?

45.Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?

46.Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?

47.Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

48.Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?

49.What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?

50.Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

51.Do you like the way your genitals look?

52.Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

53.Do you like your butt?

54.What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

55.Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

56.Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

57.Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

58.What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

59.Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

60.What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?

61.What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?

62.Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

63.Spit or swallow?

64.When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

65.Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

66.Do you "squirt?"

67.Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?

68.Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?

69.Have you ever had sex in a public place?

70.Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?

71.Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

72.How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?

73.Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?

74.Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

75.Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?

76.Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

77.Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

78.Do you own any sex toys?

79.Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

80.Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?

81.What are your favorite positions?

82.Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

83.Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?

84.Have you ever had any genital injuries?

85.Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

86.Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?

87.If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?

88.If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?

89.Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

90.Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?

91.Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?

92.Have you have phone sex?

93.If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

94.What's something you like about your body?

95.What's something you dislike about your body?

96.What body parts do you find the sexiest?

97.What was your most recent sexual thought?

98.Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?

99.When was the last time you touched your genitals?

100.Do you often imagine people naked?

Your muse's reaction my muse wearing nothing. Go!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:42:04 -0400

generalanakinskywalker:

suavis libido: Fathers and Daughters // @theredqueenofmean

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:55:55 -0400

suavis libido: Fathers and Daughters // @theredqueenofmean:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

Bex wiped her brow on her apron, flour on the tip of her nose. It had taken a while, and a lot of bribes, but she now had finished baking each one of Randy’s favorite desserts. She began the clean up, calling for Rusty to help her finish setting everything up.
No…

Bex grinned, grabbing his hand to pull him along to where everything was set up, where everyone was waiting.

“Happy Father’s Day.”, she said happily before hugging him around the middle, “I made all your favorites.”

She looked up at him, “Are you surprised?”

Fathers and Daughters // @theredqueenofmean

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:54:12 -0400

Bex wiped her brow on her apron, flour on the tip of her nose. It had taken a while, and a lot of bribes, but she now had finished baking each one of Randy’s favorite desserts. She began the clean up, calling for Rusty to help her finish setting everything up.
No doubt the foreman would return, not expecting a late Father’s Day surprise to be waiting for him. Bex straightened her hair, directing a few of the hands who volunteered to help do something nice for the old Foreman.
And she giggled to herself, looking at the spread set up, the gathering family and friends, the sunshine and waited.

beyondthewavegigs: dish0n0rable-disch4rg3: Garnet and Arrakas both snorted in laughter, and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:10:53 -0400

beyondthewavegigs:

dish0n0rable-disch4rg3:

Garnet and Arrakas both snorted in laughter, and Garnet nodded.
“If you wanna tag along kiddo, you can. Follow me to the car, cause its a bit too far to walk and I’m old.”

Arrakas was still laughing as he followed his leader. He ruffled Demyx’s hair with a grin.

He nodded, following them as he suddenly scrunched at the force behind the gentle messing of his hair.

“He- so, what kinda- oh cool car!”

Garnet grinned as Arrakas shook his head at the praise for the dark Cuda.

“Yeah, it is pretty cool for an old ride, I guess.”, said Garnet as she glanced at the excitable boy.

reblog if you want IC opinions of your muse

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:30:37 -0400

RE: Big Girls In Costumes [x]

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:26:30 -0400

RE: Big Girls In Costumes [x]

Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:30:46 -0400

“If I was your Master/Pet”…finish it in my ask.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 01:27:57 -0400

OOC:

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 18:20:43 -0400

Come make Garnet cry with Daddy issues.

In Nomine Patris // Drabble

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:19:49 -0400

I always was a daddy’s girl, wasn’t I Papa.

I’d follow you like a cold kitten seeking warmth. You carried me, and held me, and you loved me.

Even when she didn’t. Even when I got my first scars… I was still your princess, wasn’t I?

I won’t lie to you, I hate you a little. I hate you for leaving.

For dying.

You let her kill you. I hate you for that.

…Mostly, I’m just angry you left. I miss you, Papa. I always have. I think I always will. Not many people believe a woman such as myself can feel anything aside from intense rage seasoned with severe egomania but…

Like any little girl, I miss my Papa.

I wish you were here.

Happy Father’s Day, Zarian. Rest well.

"Do share the kinkiest thing you've ever done with Red."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:11:23 -0400

“…Nothing really outrageous. I mean, our first… Meeting was a but rough but she’s never pushed for that kind of stuff and I never really inquired. We just have rather normal sex.”

Make my character uncomfortable and ask about their sex life

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 03:06:35 -0400

bonesandbrimstone:

All the Right Moves // Gangster AU Starter/Drabble

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:32:32 -0400

She was old. And she knew it.

Relaxing on the highest floor, rubbing elbows with the wealthy, the lovely…

The dirty, the cheap.

Her eyes were disinterested and aged. Her body had a slight lean from years of alternating abuse and neglect. Her adopted daughter worried over her, while wearing designer brands. Her son in law despised her while respecting her. Silly boy. Still believed honor existed.

She stood, taking her leave with a silken smile and a cold gaze. She was tired, tonight. Tired of kissing hands and kissing ass. Tired of having people sniffing like dogs at her feet, encased in worn military shoes.

The suit stifled her, and she loosened the tie in a desperate attempt to breathe. She hated this existence, feeding off of an ever-rising crime rate. Sentencing young men and women to death by secret slavery. Lying like Lucifer and telling them they would be loved and cherished.

She frowned, in an elevator now, thirty floors down she went until she could step out into night air.

She looked at the sky, and wondered on karma.

She sighed. She was Ariasha Scarlett, Garnet to her son. Most thought her a mechanic to the rich and famous, specializing in rare and antique autos.

In reality, she was the General, and she owned every sliver of gangland territory from Mid City to the Coast.

And she was tired.

Send me a text from an "unknown caller" and I'll reply to it.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:56:27 -0400

participatingwriter:

Anon or not. Please!

Evil Asks- These are fucking interesting

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:54:41 -0400

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?:
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?:
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?:
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?:
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?:
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?:
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?:
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?:
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?:
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?:
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?:
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?:
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?:
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?:
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?:
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?:
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?:
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?:
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?:
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?:
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?:
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?:
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?:
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?:
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?:
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa:

Send me a 'CONFESS!' and my character will have to truthfully admit one thing they find sexually attractive about your character.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:47:53 -0400

Write a Headcanon about my character

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:44:27 -0400

nonamenotheralias:

If it’s good, it will become official.